What’s The Average Penis Size?

What's The Average Penis Size

In a perfect world, every man would have a massive penis, but this is not always the case.  Unfortunately, not all swords are maintained with the same whetstone.  Not all submarines can go that deep.  Not all sandwiches are hoagies.  Most penises are average, but what is an average penis, and how do you know if you are at least average?  It is very common for insecure men to joke about or lament their penises, but everyone is entitled to an insecurity, now and then.

If you are worried about the performance of your cock in the bedroom, you probably shouldn’t.  If the rest of you is average, then who would be open-minded enough to enjoy a dad bod yet close-minded enough to be put off by someone’s lack of length?  Lengthening a penis is within the jurisdiction of modern medical technology, but it generally is not necessary unless someone is especially small.  Most appreciate a man’s ability to work with what he has.

Porn has had a major influence on how men see their own endowments.  The extremely long bottom line is that while the vast majority of receiving partners do not care about their partner’s length, only about half of people are satisfied with their own length.  The average penis is a bit more than five inches long.  Indeed, most men are between five and seven inches long, yet so many experience anxiety about length.  In the words of George “Joji” Miller, “I have a small dick.  I have a small dick.  If you are under seven inches you cannot pleasure women.” 

Only 0.6% of men on earth measure themselves at three inches or fewer, but if you truly feel the need to increase your length, there are a few things you can try apart from a podcast host’s tactical cock-lengthening pill.  Do not take those because they are bad for your heart.

How To Advance The Length Of Your Penis

How to make penis bigger is quite the quandary.  If you want to experience the novelty of a partner choking on you, there are several methods for making yourself longer, but most medical professionals do not wholly suggest that you try any of them.

First and easiest, you can “exercise” your penis.  Exercising your penis is not a euphemism for having sex, believe it or not.  Some believe it is an activity that can lengthen you.  The basic idea of exercising one’s penis is that, by creating small tears in your cock’s tissue, you are stretching its very skin into a physically longer penis.  Some suggest hand-over-hand motions to make this happen.  

If that doesn’t sound too unpleasant, then here it is in detail:  Make a circle with your index finger and thumb.  Place the circle where your shaft meets your groin, squeeze it, and move that circle past the base of the head to the tip.  Your grip should not be tight enough to be painful.  You should only feel pressure.  Repeat this process every day for ten minutes.  Juxtapose it with masturbating, and you will suck two dicks with one mouth.  This activity is called jelqing, and there are some final risks of which you should be wary.  It can create scar tissue or make you feel numb, so you may be trading length for passion if you are not careful.

Second, you can schedule a surgery to lengthen or widen yourself, though you may not be able to lengthen yourself by more than a fraction of an inch, and here’s why.  One of the most popular ways of lengthening the penis is by making the base of it stick out more.  This is accomplished by severing a ligament that connects the penis to the groin and grafting skin from the abdomen to the shaft of the penis.  After the operation, more of the penis is exposed, but it is not actually bigger in and of itself, and there are some risks to this.  Erections will be less stable, and as many know, the cartilage inside an erect penis can break.  More routine issues, like infection, are also possible, but perhaps a half an inch is enough to boost your confidence threefold.

While most do not fret over their girth, that can also be amended.  As lengthening surgery borrows skin from other body parts, widening surgery borrows fat from the body’s fleshiest parts.  The surgeon injects this fat into the penis.  If you lament a short dick, then you can at least boast a fat dick.  Oftentimes, this fat is reabsorbed into the body, and the surgery ultimately has no effect.  Sometimes, penile tissue is harvested from corpses to make dicks longer, but this usually leads to infection.  Ultimately, you should focus on what you have more control over.

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